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Cynicism, sarcasm, and Political Incorrectness are my specialty. Or specialties. Whatever, just shut up and read....

Monday, April 19, 2010

Yeah, Maybe....

Please read this article...

Say Wha?

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So, apparently, me ranting and raving about whatever is going on in the world is a way to help heal and calm my spirit. Right. Usually, whenever I go back and read what I have written, it just reminds me of what pissed me off in the first place. Ready for round 2 and all that.

But... There is something to be learned here. Apparently, if you can come up some far-fetched idea about how some mundane activity might be able to improve your life, or lower your chances of getting cancer, people will fund you to do the research.

Granted, this woman does have a point, sort of. All this e-literary growling and hissing does help in a way. But not really in a healing or learning way. For some it's more like: "I just needed to say it to relieve some of this friggin stress, or else I'm gonna start popping off rounds." Then there are those that think their writing is only there to help others. Or at least to help others fall into their political arena. And then there is the third group....

The coolest group...

We do it because we know that being an Unholy Internet Blogger is a good way to pick up chicks.... Yeah, they go crazy for that sort of thing.

Don't deny it, You know its true.

As a last note here; I have my own theory on how to live longer and be happy. Work the night shift. You can't get skin cancer from the moon, and romance is more common in the later hours. Any funding you want to donate to further my research can be sent to the usual address.


Thank you.
-B-

"People must be taken as they are, and we should never try make them or ourselves better by quarreling with them." --Edmund Burke

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