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Cynicism, sarcasm, and Political Incorrectness are my specialty. Or specialties. Whatever, just shut up and read....

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Machine-gun brainwaves.....

I acctually wrote a pretty long post, touching on multitudes of current media topics, and just as I clicked on "Publish Now" it froze. So, I'm going use my steel-toe boot and kick the hell out of my computer in a few seconds for no other reason than it pissed me the hell off... Counting down....

5...4.....3....2...

......Connection lost........

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Come on in, the water's.... fine?

Suprisingly, I'm in a mood to write, and it's not a pissy or introspective mood. Hey, it happens once in a while. Bear with me if you will....

There have been some good things that have happened in my life lately, and I wish to share them. It's my stinkin' space, so I can do what I want here. So here goes, (and I have to do it in a list format, 'cause otherwise I'll forget stuff):

1. I achieved Uncle status by one more tick on the scale. Which now brings me to a total of 8. Let's see, there's Jeryn, Roenen, Desi, Simeon, Carter, Canyon, Sheridan, and Colter. All of them are great kids too. I haven't yet met Colter, but I hope to soon.

2. I met a girl. And I really like her. I'm not going to go into detail on this because I do not want to jinx it. Hopefully I didn't just do exactly that.

3. Still have a job. No need to go into depth on this one. 

4. Orenthal has come home. C'mon, it's a white Bronco, what other name would have worked?

5. I've bought new guns. Finally aquired a pistol, and I picked up a lever-action .22. From what I hear, according to new laws, owning 5 guns or more makes you a Militia. I'm almost there. I would be, but pellet guns don't count.

6. I made it past the age of 30, without dying or landing in prison. And that, is an achievement that I once thought I'd never accomplish.

7. I started working on the Scout to bring it back to life. It's still midway through the first round of surgery, but hey, at least I'm making some progress. I hope to bring it back to life in a way that it will last several generations. It belonged to my Grandfather, and along with my microwave, it's what I have that previously belonged to him that I can preserve and pass down the family tree. Most people look at it as a piece of junk, I see it as an heirloom.

I know, it's a short list. But hey, that many good things happening for me in just a few months is awesome. Besides, I could have used this space and time pissing and moaning about trivial stuff like I normally do. Actually, that reminds me, I read this article last night that just set my teeth on edge. It's was about....

Nah, I'll just stop while I'm behind...

I'm done, Goodnight.....

-B-