Please read this article...
Say Wha?
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So, apparently, me ranting and raving about whatever is going on in the world is a way to help heal and calm my spirit. Right. Usually, whenever I go back and read what I have written, it just reminds me of what pissed me off in the first place. Ready for round 2 and all that.
But... There is something to be learned here. Apparently, if you can come up some far-fetched idea about how some mundane activity might be able to improve your life, or lower your chances of getting cancer, people will fund you to do the research.
Granted, this woman does have a point, sort of. All this e-literary growling and hissing does help in a way. But not really in a healing or learning way. For some it's more like: "I just needed to say it to relieve some of this friggin stress, or else I'm gonna start popping off rounds." Then there are those that think their writing is only there to help others. Or at least to help others fall into their political arena. And then there is the third group....
The coolest group...
We do it because we know that being an Unholy Internet Blogger is a good way to pick up chicks.... Yeah, they go crazy for that sort of thing.
Don't deny it, You know its true.
As a last note here; I have my own theory on how to live longer and be happy. Work the night shift. You can't get skin cancer from the moon, and romance is more common in the later hours. Any funding you want to donate to further my research can be sent to the usual address.
Thank you.
-B-
"People must be taken as they are, and we should never try make them or ourselves better by quarreling with them." --Edmund Burke
My thoughts are my own. Love them or hate them, I'm still going to speak them. Why? Because I can. Deal with it.
About Me
- -B-
- Cynicism, sarcasm, and Political Incorrectness are my specialty. Or specialties. Whatever, just shut up and read....
Monday, April 19, 2010
Friday, April 9, 2010
Hmmm.....
Darwin explained how we became what we are, Kennedy, Nixon, and Armstrong showed us how far we could go, opened our eyes to the dream of what might be. Reagan said we all should be friends, He and Bush Sr. showed that we could by convincing the Soviets to let the Berlin Wall be torn down. Clinton? Well, he doinked his secretary and forced banks to approve risky loans.(Yeah, the banking failure was not caused by W. or the Republicans. Do some research.) George Jr. got us into a war with a country that needed liberation, but gave the wrong reasoning for it. And now here we are with a President who ignores all history, has re-angered the nations in what was the Soviet empire, has thrown money at large businesses that have obviously horrible business plans, would rather play basketball than deal with issues at hand, and has now cancelled a 13 billion dollar plan to return to the moon. Now, 9 billion of that has already been spent. We're like 3/4 of the way there. But, no. Apparently we need to scrap all of that and focus on Mars. So by the time that they are ready to start researching, and evaluating stuff, the cost will be around 30 bil to get there. That's like going to the grocery store, having a coupon for bacon that says $1 for a pound, and spending $50 to put in your basket. The logic in that? Its right over there, yes out the window, it's right on top of the pile marked "Stupid As Hell"...
I'm done...
-B-
"When I get to heaven, tie me to a tree
For I'll begin to roam and soon you'll know where I will be" -- Lee Marvin in "Paint Your Wagon"
I'm done...
-B-
"When I get to heaven, tie me to a tree
For I'll begin to roam and soon you'll know where I will be" -- Lee Marvin in "Paint Your Wagon"
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