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Cynicism, sarcasm, and Political Incorrectness are my specialty. Or specialties. Whatever, just shut up and read....

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Listen, but don't think....

http://www.gty.org/Resources/Questions/QA110_Where-is-heaven

Read the article. It is funny. It starts with "Scripture clearly teaches that heaven is a real place that can be seen and touched and inhabited by beings with material bodies. We affirm that truth unequivocally."

Then switches to "So heaven is not confined to one locality marked off by boundaries that can be seen or measured."

So... We can see, touch, and inhabit heaven, but it is a place that is in a dimension that we cannot see or find? I don't get it.

If someone can explain this crap to me, logically, I'll listen. Until then I'll stick with Darwin.

-B-

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Slave to the Machine....

So... I have recently re-activated my Twitter account. I don't know why. I guess I have this theory in my head that people might be interested in what I'm doing at any moment of the day. I don't update it that often, but I still feel a bit of shame for even thinking that my life is interesting to other people. And even more shame for the arrogance that causes that sort of thinking. But, on the other hand, I don't post every time I'm out shoe shopping or when the paparazzi are chasing me. So I guess I'm not as cool as most of the other people on there. I only use it for entertainment purposes. Like when I think of something funny, or when I want to repost something someone else posted that was funny. I know there isn't anyone on this world that really wants to know how many times I signed autographs, posed for pictures, recorded an album or farted in someones car. It's a lot like this blog, I really don't care about any of it. I write what I want. Either it's an attempt at humor, or it's an opportunity for me to vent.

And with both the Twit and this blog, feedback is always welcome. As long as it isn't preachy or angry. Speak your mind. Maturely if possible.

-B-
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@HuevosGrande

The Time Has Come....

I guess it's been a while since I've written anything. I think the last one was around the end of November. I don't really know what to write about. There isn't much bugging me or inspiring me right now. I just think I should at least ring in 2011 with something new.

Hope you enjoyed it.

-B-

"Always leave them wanting more." -- Walt Disney