Wait.... What?!?

So, let me get this straight.... There are websites that exist solely to help people find someone to have an extramarital affair with? Seriously? And they are advertising on TV and in magazines? And these businesses are highly profitable to the extent of making millions?

Ok, the last question was a waste of typing since I can totally understand the profitability of offering adulterous sex nowadays. Being able to set it up at home, online, and not having to deal with the complications of going to a bar, or the possible harassment suits with attempting something at work. But does this make it right? No.

I'm not completely innocent in situations such as this, since I have strayed in the past, but I'll still say it isn't right. If you are unhappy enough to search for pleasure elsewhere, just end your current situation and move on.

I've heard the argument that you can have love with one, and pleasure with another. I call Bullshit on that one. My understanding of the theoretical relationship style emotion of love is the want and desire of one person and no-one else. As in; that is the only person you ever want to be with, physically, and emotionally. I've never experienced it, so I don't know, but that seems like a good description. If you feel strongly enough for someone to devote the rest of your life to them, then stick with it. If somewhere along the line, you realize it's not that great, then end it. Apparently that love you feel isn't the devotion kind, it's just the friend kind.

And please.... Do not even start with the "My hubby/wifey isn't as good looking as they were when we got married." or "I'm not physically attracted to them anymore." Grow up. We all age. Yeah, the majority of the time, a woman isn't going to have the same body she had before she had kids. And most dudes won't have their high school bodies all their lives. It's called aging. It happens. Deal with it.

Which brings me to my final point.

In my opinion, anyone who is willing to sleep with someone they know is married, is probably only after the benefits. Rich married dudes, and rich married chicks tend to shower their love-toys with gifts. Which kind of counts as payment. In other words, I think they're all sort of whores in a way. Man-whores, she-whores, whatever.

In summation: I hate the fact that society has degraded to the point where adultery is now being advertised on TV. What's next? Professional kidnappers or hitmen advertising on billboards? We're in a downward spiral, and I fear we've got a long way to go before it corrects itself.

I'm Done...

Goodnight / Good Day / Good Luck (you're gonna need it.)

-B-

"A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry." -- Unknown

Bacon, Gasoline and Football.....

I doubt any of the things in the title will be mentioned, but as I've learned from the music today, the title doesn't have to have any correlation to the content. In fact; I could just write up a bunch of lines that have no business being together, as long as they rhyme. Music was so much better back when each song told a story. But I digress....

As strange and unlikely as it may sound, I was actually subjected to a moment of deep thought and contemplation while watching an episode of "Futurama." I know, deep thought and a show that may actually lower your IQ should never be related in any way, but somehow they were....

Synopsis: Two humanoids are on a planet populated by robots that hate humans, and they are dressed up as robots to avoid detection. They come upon a checkpoint where two giant robots ask them this test question: "Which of the following would you most prefer: A- A puppy, B- A pretty flower from your sweetie, or C- A large properly formatted data file?"

Sadly enough, the only thing that sounded interesting to me was C. Pets cost money and cause headaches. I'm a heterosexual dude, so the flower is out of the question. But the data file might be an upgrade to one of my video games, or maybe, just maybe the one upgrade that makes Vista worth fighting with. Wait, they said properly formatted, so that rules out the Vista thingy.

Then my twitchy mentality started thinking about how having a sweetie would be awesome, no matter what gifts she might give me. *TWITCH*... Puppies are cute as hell, especially when they are just learning to walk and falling over all the time....

Wait, where was I going with this? Oh yeah, I've recently figured out that I'm this weird hybrid of a computer junkie crossed with a blue-collar manly man. I enjoy tech-ish stuff like Flat-screen HD TVs, Surround Sound, Fast 'Unholy Internet' access, Video Games.... And manly stuff such as: sitting around the campfire, shooting stuff, blowing stuff up, welding, telling dirty jokes, laughing at farts and putting my feet on the furniture. Yet for some reason I'm still single.

Actually, now that I think about it, that pretty much sums up why I'm not tied down.

Somewhere in this world, there has to be a gal who laughs at farts. And I'll find her.

I'm done. Goodnight/Good day/ Go Away.

-B-

“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."” -- Unknown